i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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