Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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