does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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