I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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