How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
