i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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