either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
it was like having sex with a tree stump
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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