dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
i think my cat just said my name.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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