Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
handjob tips. give me some.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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