where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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