wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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