Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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