problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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