apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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