I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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