dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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