She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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