Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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