the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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