im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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