I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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