He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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