are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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