Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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