do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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