you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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