I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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