we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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