Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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