i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Randomize
