ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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