I heard we made out
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Boobs speak an international language.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
and you fell through a lawn chair
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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