remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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