Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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