8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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