My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize