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i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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