That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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