Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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