i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize