yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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