I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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