I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
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similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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