Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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