its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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