O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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