i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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