I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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