Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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