I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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