Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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