at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
3 2 1 whiskey
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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